High-Octane

Just a placeholder to bump that emo garbage off of my page. :I

I am...pretty damn emo, and generally on the depressed side. I've figured it all out. I'll never be able to get a girlfriend, never be loved, nothing. It's just something that I'm deficient at. I'm too generally unattractive, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. And I know that my path in life is going to take me farther and farther from that. Cook. That's what I like doing, that's what I want to be. Such an attractive job, chef. No girl would ever want to reply to "So what does your boyfriend do?" With "He's a chef." Oh goody. But it's one of the few things I actually enjoy, and it's also one of the few things I'm actually good at, suppos

1)Inga - <3 2)Nachos - Truly the food of Gods. 3)OMITTED - OMITTED 4)Sex - Granted, I haven't had any in a while...I can't help my unattractiveness. :S 5)My Truck - The most reliable thing I own. And it's a Ford. HAH! 6)Good Friends - Should be number one on the list, but I only remembered them now. 7)Melanie's Mother - You earned it, Mel. 8)Shotguns - I love shotguns. I just wish I could find some explosive shells. 9)Muscle Cars - Something about a high-displacement small-block V8 just really does it for me. 10)Knives - I have quite the collection.